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kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd:

you know what’s always bugged me? when a character is faced with some magical two headed being or some shit and one always lies while the other tells the truth and to figure out which is which the character’s like “which one of you is the liar” or something like bruh literally all you gotta do is be like “what’s two plus two” one of them’s gonna say four and the other one is gonna say 83 or some shit. there you go. answered. go on with your magical quest to defeat david bowie. 

The Phantom of the Opera where everything is the same except Erik’s deformity keeps changing from the left to the right side of his face like Igor’s hump from “Young Frankenstein”, and the Persian confusely and constantly asking him, “Didn’t you, didn’t you use to have that on the other side?”

Gryffindor Headcanons

cresobia:

• petting every dog they see
• saying ‘yolo’ in a sarcastic way until it becomes a habit
• hurting someone by accident and laughing so hard about it that they forget to apologise
• ‘I’m not a drama queen I’m just….yeah okay I am’
• getting distracted easily when trying to do school work
• being great at giving speeches in front of the class and being very eloquent in other situations as well
• annoying friends on purpose
• throwing their dirty worn clothes on the floor after undressing
• loud singing under the shower
• being overly dramatic when they’ve caught a cold but pretending like nothing is wrong when they’ve broken several limbs, burned all their hair and nearly died because they ‘wanted to try something out’
• getting sun burned after falling asleep outside
• having too much coffee
• convincing friends doing something with them with the phrase ‘Come on! It’ll be fun!’
• friends are family
• nothing is impossible and therefore everything must be tried
• being able to accomplish anything as soon as they’re excited about it

Hufflepuff Headcanons

Slytherin Headcanons

Ravenclaw Headcanons

windsilk:

comprehensive list of things I’m allergic to: 

  • tumblr’s “your fav is problematic so I must VOW TO HATE THEM FROM NOW UNTIL ETERNITY” culture
  • tumblr’s "I am not even 1% problematic” culture 
  • tumblr’s “wow look the media is so biased and puts so much spin on everything and we are angels who don’t spin at all! we are beacons of unbiased knowledge!” culture 
  • tumblr’s “wow this person is so wrong so I MUST SEND THEM TWELVE THOUSAND ANONYMOUS MESSAGES TELLING THEM TO DELETE AND DIE” culture 
  • tumblr’s “THIS PERSON IS THE BEST PERSON EVER THEY ARE OUR QUEEN OUR KING OUR SAVIOR AND CAN DO NO WRONG” culture 
  • tumblr’s inability to see things in not black and white 
  • tumblr’s inability to recognize that people can change and grow–moreover, their inability to acknowledge change and growth as legitimate 
  • tumblr’s inability to perceive complexity 
  • sometimes I have seasonal allergies when the weather changes dramatically