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rrueplumet:

we dont talk about it enough but el tango de roxanne from moulin rouge honestly??? goes?? so??? fucking??? hard??? like at the beginning of that number im breathin kinda unevenly, then i start panting, and by the end of the song im screamin at the top of my lungs but i dont even realize it?? and then the song ends and everyone is like “damn why were you just screamin at the top of your lungs?” and im like “sorry i was listening to el tango de roxanne” and they’re like “oh shit fair enough”  

lornacrowley:

every harry potter post on here thats not a super tenuous and ill-advised political metaphor is some exhausting 3-part affair where the first part is the op being like “can you summon a patronus specifically to suck your dick lol” and then some rando comes along and adds onto it like “no this is a very beautiful idea. imagine students in dumbledores army learning to summon customized fleshlight patronuses… imagine summoning a human shaped patronus you could date….. what if hogwarts professors knew fun pop culture references and said them to each other” and then the third part is someone posting an 80k word essay-fanfiction about their heroic slytherin OC being the first wizard ever to pioneer the Dickius Suckicus enchantment and starting the first sex positive wizard kink shoppe that ends up defeating voldemort or whatever the fuck

me as a villain fan: This character is a fascinating and complex individual, whose complexity makes them sympathetic even while the evil things they have done can never be excused, and whose story provides an intriguing opportunity to explore the dark side of the human psyche.
also me as a villain fan: This is my smol fluffy murder child. They’re such a piece of shit, isn’t it magnificent? Aww, look, they’re still covered in somebody’s arterial spray.

friggassons:

is forced cohabitation a kink? bc at this point I will literally read any beauty & the beast au, any hades/persephone retelling, any “we have to pretend we’re in a relationship but whoops we’re actually interested in each other” au.
like dammit I will accept the flimsiest excuse for two people to have to share a bed. the author could just be like “idk all the other beds burned down or something idgaf” and I’d accept it, no questions asked. like “cool whatever let’s get to the part where they wake up spooning and then they’re awkward cause this couldn’t possibly mEAN anything but after a big misunderstanding they learn how the other one feels and there’s a big romantic confession and then they do the sex ;;;;)))”