auideas:

so I’m hella into comics, but I’d love to see the superhero genre worked into non-superhero fandoms. here’s some ideas.

• “I’m the paramedic that always cleans up after your fights and hon, some of that is definitely your blood.”
• “So I accidentally peeked at your laundry once and saw your superhero uniform and now I’m trying to play it chill.”
• “So superhero-ing doesn’t pay the bills and I need a job that accommodates my lifestyle and jfc it’S REALLY HARD to find one, help?”
• “I’m a boss at sewing and your superhero outfit consists of jeans and a Halloween mask?? I’m making you a real uniform, get over here, let me get your measurements.”
• “We’re paired up for a group project and you’re the worst partner ever because your crime-fighting bullshit takes up all your time.”
• “Is everyone in my apartment building a superhero?”
• “I write fanfic about the city superhero but it turns out I know them (read: you) in real-life.”
• “My cosplay is so good that everyone mistakes me for you, the real superhero. Including the government. And the villains. Whoops.”
• “I’m your roommate and you keep coming home at the ass-crack of dawn exhausted and covered in bruises, are you okay?”
• “I’m a super and you’re the journalist assigned to the superhero beat.”
• “I’m the one with the superpowers but you’re the one with the talents and the skills to actually use them, welp.”
• “I accidentally destroyed your shop in a supervillain battle and that was your livelihood and you’re so pissed and I’m so so sorry, here, let me make it up to you somehow.”
• “You got de-powered during a battle and now I have to take care of you.”
• “You’re my neighbor and I figured out you’re a superhero so I leave food on your doorstep because I figure you don’t have time to get food for yourself.”
• “You’re so unimpressed with my powers and I don’t understand why and I’m gonna find some way to impress you, dammit!”
• “You’re superpowered but you’re using your abilities for the most banal things and it irks me so much.”

Thank you so much for publishing my last list!