Why Italians have so many kinds of insults?

disastrochecaammina:

soggetti-smarriti:

guesswhatruru:

we’re very angry

Try living in this country and then ne riparliamo

Ce batte er heart but ce rode er ass.

It’s our way to cope with the teste di cazzo

garrett-hawkes:

Love at first sight? Tired, boring.

Love at first assassination attempt? Spicy

butteryplanet:

cinemagraph artist: kitchenghosts

letsmakeitwrite:

cliché but classic trope: when the person who almost died wakes up in a hospital bed, looks around and sees the object of their affection sleeping uncomfortably in the chair next to them because they haven’t moved in days.

cockmcstuffins:

bella really did imagine like the sexiest scenario ever for edward biting her neck in twilight (2008) dir. by catherine hardwicke like chaise lounge, candles, and just absolutely flawless contour bella was a monsterfucker who hit the goddamn jackpot in forks, washington and was finally going to live her fantasy and in this house we stan

fakegreenplant:

I love to be sleepy. I love dim lighting. I love cozy bedding. dozing off is the best feeling

afro-elf:

“ye best start believin’ in ghost stories, miss. turner… you’re in one” is one of the most transcendent lines ever put to film so jot that down

setheverman:

lady gaga was right. stop telephoning me.