Tag: yeah!!

powerfulpomegranate:

Me: Wow tom hardy’s eddie brock is so relateable

Critics: wHAT DO YOU MEAN he’s a hungry, stressed, bisexual, monster-fucking, unemployed, auditory-overstimulated, disillusioned, anti-capitalist in a shitty apartment with a drinking problem!!!

Me: yeah

If Each Sign Came With a Sticker

dangerdaymuffin:

Aries – Caution: Do Not Provoke

Taurus – Warning: Could Be Stubborn, Do Not Negotiate

Gemini – Warning: Do Not Debate With

Cancer – Caution: Let Them Be/Treat With Care

Leo – Warning: Do Not Argue With Them

Virgo – Caution: Be Careful With What They Say

Libra – Warning: Listen To Them, They Might Just Be Right

Scorpio – Caution: DO NOT HARM

Sagittarius – Warning: CAN Be Deceptive And Manipulative

Capricorn – Warning: DO NOT GET ON THEIR BAD SIDE

Aquarius – Caution: Proceed With Care

Pisces – Warning: Unpredictable

CHECK SUN/MOON/MERCURY/MARS/RISING

meanie-face:

Don’t date Nice Guys. Date Evil Guys. Date guys who revel in the darkness of the night. Date guys who are monsters and loving it. Date guys who wear their villainy like it’s a fashion statement. Date guys who treat you like a gentleman but are merciless towards enemies. Date guys who come to the party with a melodramatic and terrifying entrance. Date guys who use smoke and mirrors and candlelight to ensnare their victims. Date guys with diabolical master plans about world domination.