the-modern-typewriter:

1) “Oh, you’re so golden,” the villain purred. “All I can think is how good you’d look utterly wrecked. Dirtied up.”
The hero swallowed, eyes wide. 

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2) “Are you going to put me in handcuffs? Tell me how bad I’ve been? Punish me to the full extent of the law?”
“Stop it.”
“Make me.”

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3) “Look at you, all cute and righteous. I love this aesthetic you have going on.”
“I’m not righteous, I’m just right!”
“Of course, I’m still going to have to stop you. A pity really. The way you handled my men was exquisite, but all good things must end as they say. En garde then, hero?”

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4) “You don’t have to do this, please,” the hero said. 
“Ah, but when would we ever spend time with each otherwise? I think I’d miss you too much.”
“You can’t be serious.” 
“You’ll never know.” 

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5) “All this saving the world, you’re going to make me jealous.” 
“Maybe you should help me then so we can back to our regularly scheduled feuding.”
“Well, only because you’re pretty.”