Me, alone in my bedroom: yOuR hAnD aT tHe LeVeL oF yOuR eYeS – at the level of your eyes – at tHE LEVEL OF YOUR – track down this murderer he must be found – track down this murderer he MUST BE FOUND – HUNT OUT THIS ANIMAL WHO RUNS TO GROUND – TOO LONG HE’S PREYED ON US! BUT NOW WE KNOW THE PHANTOM OF THE – PHANTOM OF THE – phantom of tHE OP-ER-A IS HERE, DEEEP DOOOWN -(he’s here, the phantom of the opera!)HE’S HERE, THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERAAA (dun-dun-dun-dun-dun) have you GORGED yourself at LAST in your LUST for BLOOOD? (DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN) AM I NOW TO BE PREEEY…TO YOUR LUST FOR FLEEESH?! that fate which condemns me…to wallow in blood…has also denied me…the joooys of the flesh……dIS FACE, THE INFECTION WHICH POISONS OOOUR LOOOVE (*gross sobbing*)
• petting every dog they see
• saying ‘yolo’ in a sarcastic way until it becomes a habit
• hurting someone by accident and laughing so hard about it that they forget to apologise
• ‘I’m not a drama queen I’m just….yeah okay I am’
• getting distracted easily when trying to do school work
• being great at giving speeches in front of the class and being very eloquent in other situations as well
• annoying friends on purpose
• throwing their dirty worn clothes on the floor after undressing
• loud singing under the shower
• being overly dramatic when they’ve caught a cold but pretending like nothing is wrong when they’ve broken several limbs, burned all their hair and nearly died because they ‘wanted to try something out’
• getting sun burned after falling asleep outside
• having too much coffee
• convincing friends doing something with them with the phrase ‘Come on! It’ll be fun!’
• friends are family
• nothing is impossible and therefore everything must be tried
• being able to accomplish anything as soon as they’re excited about it
“u shouldn’t use ur phone while it’s charging” and Napoleon shouldn’t have tried to invade Russia during its frigid winter ok but we’re all hellbent on digging our own private graves here
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