I used to be a reporter. I was pretty successful, as well, you know? My job, it required you to, you know, to follow people that did not want to be followed and hide in plain sight. I mean, you have to know how to disappear. I was pretty good, but you, whoever you are, you suck.
marvel studios: and then, chris evans IMPROVISED the line “I am steve rogers !” He talked to groot! ha ha pretty wild and silly huh : )
venom production team: yeah tom hardy just fucking climbed in the tank and ate a live lobster do we look like we know how to manage him
this has that same energy about that one post about cat owners vs dog owners
marvel studios: this is chris evans, hes a award winning talented actor, hes so talented and has been in all these movies, hes half dentist
venom production team: this is tom hardy and hes a bastard
Friend: Why does Venom always go down on women in fics? I mean, the symbiote’s an alien. Why would he be into that?
Me: Phenethylamine, the hormone which Venom needs to survive, is produced by the bacteria lactobacillus. Which is one of the main components of the vaginal microbiota.
Friend: You can’t be serious.
Me: So Venom going down makes a lot of sense.
Friend: Why are we friends.
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