- “i’m a rockstar and you’re a fan who snuck in and do you maybe wanna help me ‘blow off some steam’ back stage because ur A) really hot and B) pretty obviously willing“ au
- “seven minutes in heaven with my longtime crush but we get locked in for hours bc our friends forgot about us” au
- “got locked in a walk-in refrigerator/freezer and now we gotta keep warm somehow” au
- “you’re a vampire with an aphrodisiac bite and i’m the drunk party-goer you decided to snack on tonight” au
- “you’re really invested in your tv show/book/etc and i don’t think you understand how much your absentminded petting is getting to me but like hell am i gonna ask you to stop“ au
- “this is an sos from a helpless virgin (who doesn’t want to be a virgin anymore) to you, the most virile person i know. please teach me how all this works” au
- “i thought you were literally the most innocent thing to ever exist but then you awkwardly ask me to teach you how to bang like a pro and holy hell what the fuck but now i’m really, really turned on” au
- “i get that it’s hotter than satans asshole out here but if you remove any more clothing i won’t be responsible for my actions-wait. why are you smirking at me?” au
- “i chickened out of sex ages ago and you haven’t brought it up since but now i really want it, but i’m terrible at communication, so let me just strip shirtless/model lingerie for you until you snap” au
- “we were forced to hide in this very cramped space (from friends/authority figures/people trying to kill us) and this is a very awkward position to be stuck in with someone you’re avoiding because they’re too attractive for you to deal with” au
- “normally we duke it out to vent our frustrations but this time someone initiated a kiss in the middle of the fight and suddenly we’re fucking against the nearest flat surface” au
- “when i asked you to put sunscreen/lotion on my back that’s all i wanted you to do, but your hands are like magic and they have my full permission to wander” au
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Words to replace said, except this actually helps
I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.
IN RESPONSE TO
Acknowledged
Answered
ProtestedINPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK
Added
Implored
Inquired
Insisted
Proposed
Queried
Questioned
Recommended
TestifiedGUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY
Admitted
Apologized
Conceded
Confessed
ProfessedFOR SOMEONE ELSE
Advised
Criticized
SuggestedJUST CHECKING
Affirmed
Agreed
Alleged
ConfirmedLOUD
Announced
Chanted
CrowedLEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL
Appealed
Disclosed
MoanedANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT
Argued
Barked
Challenged
Cursed
Fumed
Growled
Hissed
Roared
SworeSMARTASS
Articulated
Asserted
Assured
Avowed
Claimed
Commanded
Cross-examined
Demanded
Digressed
Directed
Foretold
Instructed
Interrupted
Predicted
Proclaimed
Quoted
TheorizedASSHOLE
Bellowed
Boasted
BraggedNERVOUS TRAINWRECK
Babbled
Bawled
Mumbled
Sputtered
Stammered
StutteredSUAVE MOTHERFUCKER
Bargained
Divulged
Disclosed
ExhortedFIRST OFF
BeganLASTLY
Concluded
ConcurredWEAK PUSY
Begged
Blurted
Complained
Cried
Faltered
FrettedHAPPY/LOL
Cajoled
Exclaimed
Gushed
Jested
Joked
LaughedWEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED
Extolled
Jabbered
RavedBRUH, CHILL
Cautioned
WarnedACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG
Chided
Contended
Corrected
Countered
Debated
Elaborated
Objected
Ranted
RetortedCHILL SAVAGE
Commented
Continued
Observed
SurmisedLISTEN BUDDY
Enunciated
Explained
Elaborated
Hinted
Implied
Lectured
Reiterated
Recited
Reminded
StressedBRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME
Confided
Offered
UrgedFINE
Consented
DecidedTOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS
Croaked
Lamented
Pledged
Sobbed
Sympathized
Wailed
WhimperedJUST SAYING
Declared
Decreed
Mentioned
Noted
Pointed out
Postulated
Speculated
Stated
Told
VouchedWASN’T ME
Denied
LiedEVIL SMARTASS
Dictated
Equivocated
Ordered
Reprimanded
ThreatenedBORED
Droned
SighedSHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME
Echoed
Mumbled
Murmured
Muttered
Uttered
WhisperedDRAMA QUEEN
Exaggerated
Panted
Pleaded
Prayed
PreachedOH SHIT
Gasped
Marveled
Screamed
Screeched
Shouted
Shrieked
Yelped
YelledANNOYED
Grumbled
Grunted
Jeered
Quipped
Scolded
Snapped
Snarled
SneeredANNOYING
NaggedI DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER
Guessed
VenturedI’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM
Hooted
Howled
YowledI WONDER
Pondered
Voiced
WonderedOH, YEAH, WHOOPS
Recalled
Recited
RememberedSURPRISE BITCH
RevealedIT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD
Scoffed
Snickered
SnortedBITCHY
Tattled
Taunted
Teasedreblog to save a writer
excellent resource