Could you imagine if edward had just been some regular dude like fucking around with bella and she said with the utmost confidence “i know what you are…..you’re a vampire” and he’s just out there alone with her in the middle of the forest like
twilight au where Edward and his family just go along with it for kicks:
Rosalie hates it, Jasper sucks (or can’t keep a straight face) so he takes any excuse to avoid Bella, Carlisle doesn’t like pretending to hurt people so he decides his new persona has miraculous control, Alice and Emmett are LIVING this lie
they have an emergency family meeting to come up with basic ground rules and cover story but then just wing everything else
Edward had to tell Bella that they sparkle in the sun because Alice had dumped an entire bucket of glitter on him that morning when he got out of the shower
ALSO ARE WE REALLY NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT THIS SCENE
god i’ve rewatched twilight recently and i don’t know if it’s the dub or not but bella and edward only talked by murmuring, gasping, heavy breathing and with an uncomfortable throaty/husky voice all the time. g o d w h y
edward: i won’t turn bella into a vampire
the volturi:
I want twilight to be rewritten with the vampire lore from the vampire diaries, and the vampire diaries with the one from twilight
(like can you imagine if the cullen and the volturi could just COMPEL humans and if klaus and elijah just GLITTERED in the sun. just. iconic)
AU in which bella swan is a simple millennial living in 2018 and reacts to every single weird/supernatural thing that happens to and around her like:
basically channeling her father. so of course she never finds out that edward is a glittering vampire and lives happily ever after
Don’t let harry potter and bella swan name your children
“I had never meant to love him. One thing I truly knew – knew it in the pit of my stomach, in the center of my bones, knew it from the crown of my head to the soles of my feet, knew it deep in my empty chest – was how love gave someone the power to break you.”
bella really did imagine like the sexiest scenario ever for edward biting her neck in twilight (2008) dir. by catherine hardwicke like chaise lounge, candles, and just absolutely flawless contour bella was a monsterfucker who hit the goddamn jackpot in forks, washington and was finally going to live her fantasy and in this house we stan
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