Tag: tumblr memes
edward: i won’t turn bella into a vampire
the volturi:
bachelor 1: i would die for you
bachelor 2: i would kill for you
woman who is about to invent dueling: i have an idea
man reality tv is intense these days
some iconic dialogue that sounds like its from the great canon of literature but are actually from memes
- I will face God and walk backwards into Hell
- “I’ll do whatever you want” “then perish”
- I have been through hell and come out singing
feel free to add more!
- There are no gods here
- Do I look like the kind of man who dies
- God’s dead and soon we will be too
- I thought there were no heroes left in this world
• you kneel before my throne unaware that it was built on lies
- Impudent of you to assume I will meet a mortal end
- This is hell’s territory and I am beholden to no gods
- Bury me shallow, I’ll be back
– take this gift, for the gods surely won’t
- God wishes he were me
- One day, you will be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe, and you will have to justify the space you’ve filled
Violence for Violence is the Rule of Beasts
me, getting chased around my house by a murderer: alexa play what’s new scooby doo by simple plan
clarice: the lambs… they were screaming…
hannibal: this is so sad alexa play the goldberg variations
simba: i ran away from home
timon: that’s so sad pumbaa play hakuna matata
ian malcolm + text posts
This is straight up the truest and best text post compilation I’ve ever seen in my life and it is also the truest and best text post compilation YOU have ever seen in your life
persephone's corner 