true – persephone's corner

y’all: here’s some alternatives to tumblr in case the site get merked on dec 17th

me:

declaring “this is the bad place” every time you are even slightly inconvenienced is peak humor

I can’t wait to have my own home and never invite anybody over because everybody gets on my motherfucking nerves.

The scene in Shrek 2 when the Fairy Godmother sings I need a Hero when the giant gingerbread man attacks the castle is still the greatest scene in cinema of all times

pxntmercyarchive:

when extremely impressive blogs follow you

jazzhell:

a great look is the mama mia the movie look…like carefree girls and women of all ages living on a scenic beach shore with their friends and family and its always sunny and everybodys always in some state of partial undress w a bathing suit on and theres only 2 men on the island and one of them is colin firth

rosewater1997:

u know when u peel a mandarin to eat for urself and then someone u love is there and like without even asking u feed them every other piece from ur hand…..why is love so sweet and intimate

tonyspepper:

I have two moods:

constant panic and worrying about every little detail

yolo

sarahthephoenix:

zebcuson:

scribblerextraordinaire:

just-shower-thoughts:

Based on genital structure men should really be the ones wearing skirts and women should be wearing pants.

The Scots were right all along

The Scots did it to hide more knives on their bodies.

the Scots were right all along

mischief7manager:

person: hey mischief how do you keep your fandom experience positive

me, barricaded behind a layer of mutuals who post stuff i like, buried under a horde of blacklisted tags and blocked blogs, looking at my laptop through a solar eclipse viewer and wearing giant fluffy earmuffs, one of which i gingerly lift away from my head: what?