another thing that massively pissed me off about Stranger Things S1 is the idea that a girl raised in borderline isolation who doesn’t know words like “friend” or “promise” and doesn’t realize she has a name would immediately try to be “pretty” and fixate on that… Duffer brothers delete your account
Second verse, same as the first: a girl raised in borderline isolation who doesn’t know what “girlfriend” or “dance” or “date” are sees The Boy She Likes talking to Another Girl precisely once and immediately fixates on this girl as a mortal enemy and a source of Core Rage… @ Duffer brothers talk to a woman someday
A cunning vampire door-to-door salesperson who stands in people’s doorways and talks until they can find a convenient moment to drop their pen and the person picks it up and the vampire says oh “Thank you” and the person says “you’re welcome” and the vampire smiles a big fangy grin and steps inside
And that’s this vampire’s modus operandi for decades And then the language starts to change and suddenly millenials have homes and the vampire thanks them and they say “oh, no problem” and the vampire is like ???????????????? this was not the plan
Millineals Are Killing the Vampire Industry
honestly the most unbelievable part of this is where millenials can afford to own homes
the second most unbelievable part of this is millenials answering their front doors for people they didnt know were coming over
persephone's corner 