stop being cute you live far away
continue being cute but live with me instead
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catch me in target lusting after kitchenware like a 45 year old mother of three
I love the sims because I love architecture, interior design, and playing god
don’t even remember making this post but mood
Millennial culture is having two wildly different conversations with the same person on two different apps at the exact same time
conversation 1: cheese borger
conversation 2: that’s why I think I’m so afraid of making myself vulnerable, because my father taught me I couldn’t ever truly trust anyone
why can’t I make a career out of reading fanfiction
how have you been?
I hope this time next year you’ll have thousands of new happy memories
Person A: hey why do you look so tired and have bite marks all over your neck?
Person B, who got fucked within an inch of their life the night before and is about to invent vampires: oh haven’t you heard?
#and that mans name was lord byron
You made it better
me, my bed and my laptop. what a love triangle
“I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters.”
A novel by me
“I read the whole series in less than two days, and now can’t separate the events of individual books” the thrilling sequel
“I’ve read so much fanfic for this series, I can’t remember what really happened in the books” the stunning conclusion


