How dare this fandom not have a fanfiction written about this very specific and complex idea that only I have thought of and never asked anyone to write about.
Danielle Nierenberg, President of Food Tank, shares a sustainability pro-tip in honor of Earth Day. Instead of wasting leftover pasta water by pouring it down the sink, you can save it, let it cool and use it to water your plants. The starchy H2O will give them a beneficial nutrient boost and help them grow. Just be sure to avoid using cooking water that has been salted or seasoned.
iâm glad janet from Ohio can use this tip but the rest of us use salt and seasoning when making pasta, wtf
how can people be so rude and donât feel bad afterwards⌠When I donât say thank you or donât smile back Iâll think about it for 3 months straight and have flashbacks
a nsa agent in a suit looking through my laptop camera: sheâs on her phoneâŚâŚ.. our data shows that sheâs got tumblr open on her laptop but she has tumblr open on her phoneâŚâŚâŚ. double check her browser?
some nerd hired straight out of college: *types rapidly* sheâs definitely got tumblr open on her laptop
the nsa agent, softly: so why is she looking at it on her phoneâŚ..
My husband and myself have served in the military. When we call home from overseas, our lines are monitored and on a short delay so no sensitive information is revealed. The line will just go dead if you say something youâre not supposed to.
Now, these calls are monitored by a department in the military called Signal corps. When weâd talk on my husbandâs last deployment, we had a running joke that we said hi to âSignal Guy Fred.â
So this continued for his entire 12 month deployment, and we made sure we said hi or bye to âSignal Guy Fredâ every phone call. On his final phone call before returning home we made sure to thank âSignal Guy Fredâ for his time and wish him farewell.
So, before I disconnect the call, I wish âFredâ the best and thank him for his service. My phone was on speaker mode (I was cooking dinner) and my finger was hovering over the end call button when I hear the softest little, âMy nameâs Jason.â