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c0ffeekitten:

You ever get in a Mood where you just wanna poof off to another country, erase your history, re-write your identity, and become a mysterious figure who’s never been photographed but occasionally appears in paintings done by unknown artists

takiki16:

ao3tags:

Tale as Old as Time • burn as slow as fuck

Source

#BARELY EVEN FRIENDS #THEN SOMEBODY BENDS #AND THEY DO THE FUCK (via @bemusedlybespectacled)

DYING

hate2breakittoya:

girls dont mature faster than boys, girls are punished from an early age for the same behaviour that boys are allowed to indulge in well into adulthood

haelstorm:

me: i want to buy new books

the 10 unread books i bought last year, staring at me from my bookshelf:

w0manifest:

Here’s a cool trick to see if a man actually respects you: try disagreeing with him

prehistories:

if there’s one thing to be thankful for its that tumblr has no group chat function it’s either a one-on-one faceoff in an alleyway or you’re outside on ur porch w a megaphone

you-had-me-at-e-flat-major:

directordanic:

superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

keepcalm-andpartyyon:

A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

A question mark walks into a bar?

Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar.

A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.

The bar was walked into by a passive voice.

Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.

THANKS FOR TEACHING ME THINGS THAT ENGLISH CLASS HAS FAILED TO ACKNOWLEDGE

More, please.

An Oxford comma walks into a bar. It orders a pint of beer, some snacks, and a shot.

A split infinitive used to often walk into a bar.

There is a bar which a preposition-ended sentence walked into.

An emphatic copula did walk into a bar.

A present subjunctive walked into a bar hoping that he be able to order a drink.

inthe-interim:

Funny how you can just accidentally read a 100k+ word fic in a single day

ettadunham:

me: this whole concept of ~soulmates~ is so damaging, you can be happy with so many people throughout your life and sometimes the best you can do in a failed relationship is to let it go, that person isn’t THE ONE, no one is, everything in the media about romance is so fucked up on so many levels–

fic: *soulmate au*

me:

whtchunoboutme:

shootmeadub:

I get cute for:
1. me
2. to be admired from afar but left the hell alone

3. To look at myself when I pass by store windows