Oh honey, that’s just how old houses are. They settle. They sometimes creak or groan, or quietly weep, or demand blood sacrifice in voices that sounds like the fluttering wings of a thousand moths. It’s just the house settling. For whatever it can get. Go back to sleep.
she’s the girl with a
fairytale face
but her mouth screams
like a wolf’s
words of the consultant, minjeong son (via perseaphonie)
Blaine deciding to transfer from his elite private school to some nowheresville public school so he could be with his boyfriend and his parents were never even mentioned
when tina knocked her head on the bottom of a fountain and woke up as rachel
is this show even real
when will’s wife pretended to be pregnant for almost the whole first season
me, long ago, perfectly innocent: hm, i don’t have a lot of followers, but i wanna perform well for them so i’m going to construct a good queue system and post content that they’ll enjoy !!
On my dashboard appeared a tshirt with the writing ‘no use being the richest c*nt in the cemetery’ and while I sort of agree with the sentiment (not necessarily with the language) it reminded me of this story Timorpanico (Chiara, let me know if I made any mistake) told me a while back.
so, little intro: People from Genoa are famously stereotyped around Italy for being most… parsimonious. (I’m not sure the degree of accurateness this is because everyone I know from genoa jokes about it a lot and most of the stories they tend to tell me reinforce those stereotypes. This is another story like that.)
Ok so, there was this lady, Caterina Campodonico, in Genova at the end of 1800, she had a really hard life, she used to sell hazelnuts on the street and lived almost like a homeless woman, with little money to spare.
Except she wasn’t poor. All the money she earned from selling hazelnuts in the streets of genoa she kept away living with almost nothing. In the long years she amounted a fortune.
Absolutely spiteful of all her family who just waited for her death to have all her money she called the greatest sculptor there was in those years in genoa and commissioned a wonderful statue of herself, as her gravestone in the Cemetery of Staglieno using all her money.
So yeah, she turned into a role model for the whole city. Being one of the most famous figures in genoa.
And you should all be inspired by this woman with all her bitterness telling her odious family to go fuck off with a wonderful marble statue of herself.
Yo, no use being the richest c*nt in the cemetery but THE SATISFACTION.
This is THE MOST GENOVESE THING I HAVE EVER READ. miss u stingy fucks
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