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put in the tags your opinions on wearing shoes in the house and why

Me about an inhuman looking monster/alien/anthro: gddmn I’m so attracted to this character

Some dude: wtf???

Me: haha chill it’s a joke

Narrator: it was not a joke

mpregnateyourocs:

Time Traveler from 1919: You have a day where you honor our struggles in the Great War, the War to End All Wars?

Me: You mean World War I?

TT: Oh shit

ailaalue:

man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful?
me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity

hallucin8:

Wish I was born with super powers instead of bad eyesight and big titties.

ladylike-foxes:

icantwritegood:

worldsworstfather:

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*

me:

character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponent’s chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*

me:

worldsworstfather:

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

edenofthesoul:

“History is always written by the winners. When two cultures clash, the loser is obliterated, and the winner writes the history books-books which glorify their own cause and disparage the conquered foe. As Napoleon once said, ‘What is history, but a fable agreed upon?”

— Dan Brown, The Da Vinci Code
(via books-n-quotes)

hushthenoise:

Enemies to “ugh I can’t believe I’m saving your life” to “ugh we have to work together or the world ends but it’s not like I like you or anything” to “oh we actually connect pretty well but that doesn’t mean anything” to “I would die for you but don’t read too much into it” to “I’ll kill anyone who lays a finger on you” to Lovers.