spacebumble:

emily brontë

suggestion: be a recluse with a foul temper, wander the moors without a bonnet, shadowed by your mastiff dog, and be so eccentric the people of your village assume that, although you are the minister’s daughter, you are a particular kind of witch

rosewater1997:

Temporarily ignores existential dread by reading an astrology post on what type of fruit I am

taylor-ruth:

Me sexting: what would you do if you found me with my hands tied 😉
My feminist bf: I Would Free You

bob-belcher:

a detailed list of things I hate:

hot weather

high temperatures

heat

warmer than average conditions

ghoulpals:

date somebody who will go on a road trip with you to see America’s 10 Most Haunted Places

prasejeebus:

Boy: Hi

Me:

If Each Sign Came With a Sticker

dangerdaymuffin:

Aries – Caution: Do Not Provoke

Taurus – Warning: Could Be Stubborn, Do Not Negotiate

Gemini – Warning: Do Not Debate With

Cancer – Caution: Let Them Be/Treat With Care

Leo – Warning: Do Not Argue With Them

Virgo – Caution: Be Careful With What They Say

Libra – Warning: Listen To Them, They Might Just Be Right

Scorpio – Caution: DO NOT HARM

Sagittarius – Warning: CAN Be Deceptive And Manipulative

Capricorn – Warning: DO NOT GET ON THEIR BAD SIDE

Aquarius – Caution: Proceed With Care

Pisces – Warning: Unpredictable

CHECK SUN/MOON/MERCURY/MARS/RISING

writingmyselfintoanearlygrave:

Being a writer means having like 5 baby name websites bookmarked, a very suspicious browser history, and a vast amount of knowledge about seemingly random topics like when stop lights were invented or how much blood you can loose before passing out.

rosewater1997:

u know when u peel a mandarin to eat for urself and then someone u love is there and like without even asking u feed them every other piece from ur hand…..why is love so sweet and intimate

jdandchi:

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY