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starry-ni-te:

Untranslatable Italian words about summer 🌞

Canicola the hottest period of the year, when the Sun just trespassed the constellations of Canis major and Canis minor (circa July-August)

Solleone designs the sun specifically during summer; compound words of sole (sun) and leone (Leo) because the sun is in that sign

Afa the feeling of higher temperature caused by a high tax of humidity; stifling, oppressive air

Meriggiare from Latin meridies “evening”, to rest in the shadow in the outdoors during the hot hours of the evening

thecheshirecass:

luxtempestas:

luxtempestas:

musicians only Dark Millenials will remember:

  • cobra starship
  • neon trees
  • metro station
  • 3OH3
  • taio cruz
  • owl city
  • far east movement
  • ne-yo
  • onerepublic
  • boys like girls

the othe genre of 2008-2010s Dark Millenial music:

  • lady antebellum
  • shinedown
  • daughtry
  • the fray
  • kings of leon
  • theory of a deadman
  • skillet
  • rob thomas
  • the script

This is not how I wanted to find out I’m a Dark Millennial. I hate this post.

deepstateoperative:

katekarl:

sos-fandoms:

piteousfangirl:

universalfanfic:

writer problems: trying to figure out how many chapters you’re going to stall until An Event™

more writer problems: trying to figure out how many chapters you can fit between Events™

even more writer problems: trying to figure out what Event to put in between your chapters

the ultimate writer problem: what are events and chapters and words

the One True Writer Problem: writing

derinthemadscientist:

unpretty:

unpretty:

unpretty:

unpretty:

there’s something really satisfying about the fact that sir arthur conan doyle was the most gullible motherfucker on the planet

sir arthur conan doyle: here is my oc, he is a super genius who solves all the mysteries using the power of deductive reasoning

also sir arthur conan doyle: i have deduced that these fairies are real as shit

sir arthur conan doyle: there’s only one way to determine if these fairies are real… i will give you girls these cameras, that i bought myself, and then i will develop the photos, so i know they haven’t been tampered with

some girls who took selfies in the woods with paper cutouts on hatpins: that seems reasonable

harry houdini, after showing his good friend how he got tricked by a con artist: so as you can see, anyone can make it seem as if they can talk to ghosts

sir arthur conan doyle: harry… i can’t believe you never told me you can talk to ghosts, for real, using actual magic

Doyle and Houdini’s relationship is the funniest thing in the entire history of the skepticism movement

Doyle was SO CONVINCED that Houdini had legit magic powers and could turn into smoke or some shit to escape things and Houdini was like “no seriously it’s a trick let me show you how it works” and Doyle was all “it hurts me that you won’t trust me with this secret”

If memory serves he eventually decided that Houdini was subconsciously magic and in denial

why you’re still single based on your favorite musicals

everydayatleast:

Mean Girls: you don’t let yourself be pushed around. You know what kind of love you deserve.

The Book of Mormon: it’s hard to find someone who matches both your sharp wit and your big heart.

The Phantom of the Opera: you’re waiting for someone who aches as profoundly for art and beauty as you do.

Waitress: as someone who always gives so much more than they take, you want to learn to love yourself first.

Be More Chill: your understanding of loyalty is well beyond your years; amongst your peers, you’re always the most mature. Also, you’re probably in love with your best friend.

Heathers: you’re a bit intimidating, honestly. But that’s only because you carry yourself with such conviction and unshakable knowledge of what’s right.

Newsies: you understand that, as de Saint Exupéry wrote, “love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.”

Wicked: you’re looking for someone who truly complements your strengths and weaknesses, not just someone who flatters you.

Les Misérables: firstly, your friends always come first. Secondly, you’re looking for someone whom you harmonize with morally and spiritually. Thirdly, you sing very loudly in the shower and you’ve scared off all your neighbors.

Falsettos: you know that love is a journey, not a destination.

Sunday in the Park with George: you’re scared that loving someone would mean giving them your entire soul.

Dear Evan Hansen: you’re afraid that if people really knew you, they wouldn’t like you. (Spoiler alert: they already know you. And they love you.)

West Side Story: you’re already married to Chita Rivera.

Hamilton: Lin-Manuel Miranda fucked up your standards forever.

Tuck Everlasting: you turned 18.