magnetospussy:

i went to the gym today and there was a guy going to TOWN on the punching bags so i asked him “rough night?” and he said “my wife’s on a business trip and i miss her” and if that isnt the most steve rogers thing in the world idk what is

vaguelyaperson:

soulmate au where when you meet your soulmate, charles boyle inexplicably appears to announce that he hears wedding bells

tatooinedovah:

sometimes you just gotta indulge your inner 13yo and play online dress up games for 3 hours straight

writing-prompt-s:

You are the protagonist of a Disney film, but there’s one problem: you can’t sing.

Sounds like the story of how I became a Disney villain

m0onbean:

tag yourself!!

iced tea– conspiracy theories, hates small talk, still watches cartoons and anime, gives good advice, everyday is an existential crisis

milkshake– underrated humor, listens to lofi hip hop, good at taking photos, only loud around friends, wears oversized shirts

frappucino– the hype friend, has lots of inside jokes, insecure about being too annoying, can sleep anywhere, loves dogs, likes hot showers

soda– always has low storage, wears face masks, procrastinates a lot, rants to friends, the type to cry and say tears are good for the skin

lemonade– self-deprecating jokes, cranky in the mornings, has more internet friends than “real” friends, tries to be organized but can’t

terpsikeraunos:

you’re not really engaging with classical literature unless you want to fight it

klarolineshippersclub:

KLAROLINE APPRECIATION WEEK 2018: 1–8 SEPTEMBER!

_{After asking

you if you were sure that you want another Klaroline Week, we gladly,

and officially, bring you 2° Klaroline Appreciation Week 2018: Once more, with feelings}

_{From September 1 to

September 8 2018 we count on your participation to make this appreciation

week as amazing as is usual, be it as a content maker or supporting with your

reblogs/likes. You can

contribute by making whatever you want: gifs, graphics, art, fanfic, meta,

videos, etc.Themes for each day are:}

_{Day 1 (Sunday, Sept 1): Fixing TOS5 Canon || Fanfic Prompt: Fixing Canon (because after the

Klaroline kiss in 513, we don’t know what happened next, you tell us)}

_{Day 2 (Monday, Sept 2): Your favorite new quote || Fanfic Prompt: Songs & quotes (Use a song or

quote, as inspiration)}

_{Day 3 (Tuesday, Sept 3): Favorite TOS5 scene || Fanfic Prompt: A first time (just about doing

anything for the first time)}

_{Day 4 (Wednesday, Sept 4): Best Klaus or Caroline TOS5 moment || Fanfic Prompt: nsfw}

_{Day 5 (Thursday, Sept 5): TOS5 Underappreciated Moment || Fanfic Prompt: A special date or event (valentine’s day, a birthday, Chinese

New Year, 420, any special date or event that you want)}

_{Day 6 (Friday, Sept 6): Parallels || Fanfic Prompt: Soulmates}

_{Day 7 (Saturday, Sept 7): Emotions || Fanfic Prompt: Emotions (happiness, sadness,

pain, rage, giggly, etc,)}

_{Day 8 (Sunday, Sept 8): Free choice || Fanfic Prompt: Free Choice}

_{If you participate as a

content creator, please don’t forget to add the #KCWEEK18

tag under your five first tags so everyone can see your

creations. And of course, your participation, regardless of how you choose

to do it, is essential to make this appreciation week another fun one.}

_{If you have any questions

at all feel free to ask us!}

mooncactus:

kids these days with their favorite character as their lockscreens… when I was a youth you had to strategically arrange all your favorite anime pictures on a word document and print it out to carefully slip inside the plastic sleeve of your three ring binder

a list of fantasy/magical words ⚔️✨

ecryre:

crepuscular (adj.) of, resembling, or relating to twilight.
divine (adj.) of, from, or like God or a god; excellent and heavenly.
orenda (n.) the spiritual power that people and animals inherit from their enviornment.
thaumaturgy (n.) the working of wonders or miracles; magic.
scintillating (adj.) sparkling, shining brightly or brilliantly clever or skillful.
phantasmagoria (n.) a sequence of real or imaginary images like those seen in a dream.
numinous (adj.) having a strong religious or spiritual quality; indicating or suggesting the presence of a divinity.
supernal (adj.) relating to the sky or the heavens; celestial; of exceptional quality.
roué (n.) a person devoted to a life of sensual pleasure.

raptorific:

Sometimes you read tumblr and realize that the only reason some of the people on here aren’t Kathy Bates in “Misery” is because their favorite content creator hasn’t had a car crash outside their house