I still say the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter was that there wasn’t a scene where Hermione found 16 year old Harry in a shopping cart on top of the Astronomy Tower while 16 year old Ron stood by with Colin’s camera because if the prophecy says that he has to die via Voldemort then that means nothing else can kill him ergo there’s no way this could possibly go wrong…
Sigmund Freud: All men secretly REALLY REALLY want to have sex with their mothers
It’s the Oedipus Complex
Oedipus: (Who literally gouged his own eyes out and killed himself when he found out he accidentally had sex with his mother) I’m sorry it’s the WHAT complex
severus in the slytherin common room after calling an assembly: ok level with me, which one of you fucks opened the chamber of secrets? i promise i won’t get mad.
1) Farfalle al Salmone – Made with smoked salmon and cream sauce with black pepper. A typical southern Italian dish.
2) Linguine allo Scoglio – From Campania and Lazio, combining seafood (squid, shrimp, mussels), fresh tomatoes, peperoncino, white wine, and garlic.
3) Spaghetti con le Vongole – Classic south Italian spaghetti with clams and a sauce based on white wine, garlic, olive oil, peperoncino, and parsley.
4) Bucatini all’Amatriciana – From Amatrice east of Rome, the sauce is tomato, sautéed onions, and guanciale (unsmoked bacon), topped with grated cheese and served with red wine.
5) Trenette al Pesto – From northwestern Italy, a basil-based sauce with Parmesan, olive oil, pine nuts, and garlic. Sometimes this sauce is served with small potato cubes.
6) Spaghetti alla Carbonara – Roman dish with a sauce based on cheese, eggs, and fried pancetta (Italian bacon). A heavy meal, it was traditionally made for coal miners. After the pasta is served, you can add Pecorino and black pepper.
7) Spaghetti alla Norma – Perhaps the only pasta dish named after an opera, it calls for tomatoes, eggplant, and Ricotta, basil, parsley, and oregano.
8) Spaghetti Aglio e Olio – One of the more traditional and simple recipes. Fry garlic in olive oil with peperoncino and serve with al dente pasta.
9) Fettucine al Burro – Double-butter based sauce, mixed with Parmigiano cheese and cream.
10) Pasta alla Bolognese – Probably the most traditional and well-known pasta recipe throughout the world. Meat-based sauce with olive oil, garlic, tomatoes, and ground meat (generally pork), sprinkled with peperoncino and Parmigiano cheese.
e le penne all arrabbiata? i casonsei alla bergamasca? i testaroli al pesto? la stroncatura ai broccoli? ma levati
E i bigoli in salsa?
Ma poi nel 2k18 non si può sentire “pasta alla bolognese” porcodio.
Già è tanto che non abbia detto spaghetti. Prendiamoci ciò che ci danno.
la carbonara non si fa con la pancetta miscredenti senzadio.
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