mechalesbian:

character: *has fangs, claws, horns, wings, or any other ‘monstrous’ features*

me:

AU in which bella swan is a simple millennial living in 2018 and reacts to every single weird/supernatural thing that happens to and around her like:

basically channeling her father. so of course she never finds out that edward is a glittering vampire and lives happily ever after

Don’t let harry potter and bella swan name your children

peony-peachh:

lambrini-socialism:

themorbidmedic:

evangeline-elena:

aubscares:

fun fact:

The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition:

so casual i love it

a sleepover with jc and the boys

Paul: Judas truth or dare??

Judas: dare

Paul: okay lmao I dare u to kiss JC

Jesus: ok your turn peter truth or dare

Peter: truth

Jesus: would you ever betray me peter

whitepeopletwitter:

All hail the cool wine aunt

imsoofuckingsad:

Remember, you can disappear into the woods whenever you want. You’re an adult.

Even stars die and when they go, they go fiercely.

thoughts #82 | r.m
(via ibuzoo)

being forced to go out on the weekend

bob-belcher:

Why Italians have so many kinds of insults?

aliceindustland:

disastrochecaammina:

soggetti-smarriti:

guesswhatruru:

we’re very angry

Try living in this country and then ne riparliamo

Ce batte er heart but ce rode er ass.

It’s our way to cope with the teste di cazzo

coral:

“People shouldn’t have to earn kindness. They should have to earn cruelty.”

— Maggie Stiefvater, forever (via coral)