As Lady Macbeth once said, “don’t be a pussy, it’s just murder,”
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ALSO ARE WE REALLY NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT THIS SCENE
god i’ve rewatched twilight recently and i don’t know if it’s the dub or not but bella and edward only talked by murmuring, gasping, heavy breathing and with an uncomfortable throaty/husky voice all the time. g o d w h y
Greek Goddesses Perfume Associations
Hera: “lily, pomegranate, plum” Burberry Summer for Women by Burberry, Pomegranate Noir by Jo Malone London
Aphrodite: “rose, salt, amber and citrus” Yria by Yves Rocher, Eau des Merveilles by Hermes
Calypso: “water, salt, jasmine, citrus” Olympea Paco Rabanne, Jardin des Nymphes by Yves Rocher
Persephone: “rum, fig, vanilla” The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things by Yosh
Artemis: “oakmoss, jasmine, coriander, honey” Soir de Lune by Sisley
Demeter: “wheat, black locust, almond” Sensi Giorgio by Armani
Athena: “olive tree, mastic, jasmine” Vert des Bois by Tom Ford
Nyx: “incense, vanilla, rose” Magical Moon Hanae by Mori, Shalimar by Guerlain
If someone doesn’t tell you they “love you, most ardently” in the pouring rain while looking at your lips like they desperately want to kiss you then what even is the point
edward: i won’t turn bella into a vampire
the volturi:
harry potter this or that
books or movies? philoshopher’s stone or chamber of secrets? prisoner of azkaban, goblet of fire or half-blood prince? order of the phoenix or deathly hallows? slytherin or ravenclaw? gryffindor or hufflepuff? durmstrang or beauxbatons? chaser or beater? seeker or keeper?
Venom (2018), trailer vs. the actual movie
fantasticbeastsandheretofindthem:
(Venom 2018, the trailer)
*creepy orchestra music* *people screaming*
Venom, growling: The way I see it, Eddie… *slams Eddie into a wall* …We… *Eddie screams, eyes turn completely black* …Can do… *Unhinges his jaw and bites off someone’s head* …Whatever we want
*bone-crushing noises* *more screaming*
Some grim and serious trailer voice: We all have our own… *dramatic pause* …Demons
(Venom 2018, the movie)
Venom, yelling at Eddie from a broken bathroom mirror: Dumb little bitch, I’ve reminded you to get tater tots on our way home 15 fucking times and you still forgot? Piece of shit. Useless scum of the Earth
Eddie:
Eddie: Parasite
Venom, voice breaking: You take that back. You take that back Right Now
I want twilight to be rewritten with the vampire lore from the vampire diaries, and the vampire diaries with the one from twilight
(like can you imagine if the cullen and the volturi could just COMPEL humans and if klaus and elijah just GLITTERED in the sun. just. iconic)
Me: not today satan!!
*satan, clutching a bouquet of flowers and a box of chocolates, drops them on the ground and walks away from my house with his head down, reminded once again that I will never love him the way he loves me.*
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