Honestly shoutout to The Social Network for giving us the line “you’re going to go through life thinking that girls don’t like you because you’re a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won’t be true. It’ll be because you’re an asshole” because if that doesn’t epitomize women’s feelings for entitled male nerds I don’t know what does
my netflix wasn’t working so i called the netflix dude and after he fixed it he said let’s try it out and see if it worked so we watched an hour long movie together and idk i think it was a date
Y’all think being in a goth relationship means wearing white makeup together but Mary Shelley lost her virginity on her mother’s grave so maybe step it up.
Mary Shelley carried her husband’s heart around and lived in a crypt after he died. No one will ever be as goth as Mary Shelley.
the expectation: a heartbreaking tale of a man who suffers at the hands of the gods, desperately trying to get home to a wife and son who face the consequences of his absence, followed by the heartwarming moments of his eventual return
the reality:
the odyssey, or how odysseus bullshits his way out of potentially awkward situations
some supernatural creature, capable of tearing a human being limb from limb: snarling and flashing big ass teeth, quite possibly is the embodiment of evil
sunny landscape or misty landscape? labyrinth-like secret passages or the open road? pine trees or red oak trees? english countryside or royal french palace gardens? medieval castles or farmhouses? june rain or november rain? scandinavian languages or middle-eastern languages? chinese temple architecture or hindu temple architecture? star-gazing or moon-worshipping? a greek summer or a russian winter?
persephone's corner 