I reject your reality, and substitute it with one in which my OTP gets together and gets married and has babies and grows old together.

elizadeservesbetter:

My aesthetic: musicals where act one is fun and upbeat and you don’t realize until act two that it was all foreshadowing and this story is not fun and upbeat

me @ my favorite female character: look at this knife-edged survivor, this dragon writhing among the stars. my terrible angel. she should be the god-empress of a universe with a fleet at her back.
me @ my favorite male character: somebody punch him in the nose

ao3tagoftheday:

The AO3 Tag of the Day is: You, I’d wager

@moonstoneandjasmine 😂😂😂

thescriptorium:

ghost adventures is literally just an hour of guys talking shit to ghosts and then screaming once they square up

wants to travel the world but has like 3 dollars

tonysperkins-moved:

so you’ve fallen in love with an under appreciated actor with a terrible filmography: a memoir

humoristics:

waking up and checking your tumblr like it’s the morning paper

Do girls actually enjoy being fingered or is that a myth?

dirtygirlidentity:

theescortbunny:

flashytitle:

mastersubverter:

Depends if you know the difference between summoning a genie and stuffing a chicken.

Greatest analogy ever

I CAN’T BREATHE

Dead. I died. I am dead.

digivolvin:

“i would’ve liked it if it wasn’t a musical” i’m sorry god made u without music in ur heart and choreographed dance numbers in ur soul