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patrickat:

out-there-on-the-maroon:

wsswatson:

skygosh:

wsswatson:

i feel like i’d enjoy being an assassin if it didn’t involve killing people

what if instead of killing people you got hired to just ruin their day.  like the mafia or someone paid you to park behind someone’s car so they can’t back out of a spot when they’re in a rush in the morning and you make them late for work.

i would enjoy that immensely

there is a long list of people that i would gladly do that to without payment

This is how low-tier supervillains start. 

“As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be an asshole.”

Awkward First Meetings AUs

toxixpumpkin:

  • “My cat steals underwear and I come home to find you chasing my cat to get your underwear back.”
  • “I was imitating a fight scene off this anime I watched and accidentally hit you in the face.”
  • “This horrible umbrella won’t extend! Oh shit I just hit you in the stomach/crotch! I’m so sorry.”
  •  “I needed a drink of water after my shower but I forgot that I opened the blinds to my balcony and you just saw me walk into my kitchen naked.”
  • “I just tripped and fell face first into your crotch, god end my life now please.”
  • “I drunkenly tried to fight you and knocked myself out but you were kind enough to take care of me till I woke up.”
  • “You have just witnessed me cry over the ending to my favorite game before class began please don’t ever tell anyone about this.”
  • “I thought you were my friend so I slapped your ass in greeting.”
  • “I sent a selfie of myself in the tub to the wrong number and you responded back with another selfie. Holy shit you’re really attractive.”
  • “You’re headphones aren’t plugged in all the way so I know you’re listening to educational children’s cartoon theme songs.”
  • “You just caught me reading hardcore smut fan fiction during class and you’re wondering how I can read this with a blank face.”
  • “You accidently broke my arm when you fell from a tree and landed on top of me.”
  • “I got my ass handed to me in SSB4 by this little kid and you were there to witness it.”
  • “I’ve never talked to you before but the teacher just used us as an example for a scenario where we are married.”
  • “Hello we are full grown adults fighting over this last balloon that’s shaped like a cats head.”
  • “I’m running late to school and you just hit me with your motorcycle cause you’re also late and no I don’t want to go to the hospital instead because I cannot miss this test just please give me a ride instead?”
  • “Please don’t tell anyone that I carry a stuffed animal around with me and even talk to it.”
  • “Hello I’m your boss and you’re the new employee who just saw me shove an entire cupcake into my mouth.”
  • “I’m watching The Lion King on my phone and I’m trying to hide the fact I’m sobbing uncontrollably but you notice anyway.”
  • “I was trying to ask for directions and you accidentally pepper sprayed me cause you thought I was your stalker.”
  • “Hey you called this number at like 3AM and we talked about some pretty heavy shit do you remember any of that?”

inkskinned:

Me: we might find the required activity annoying or unpleasant but it is vastly less unpleasant than the ramifications of failing to perform said activity
my brain: we’re not gonna do it
me: literally you are not understanding, failure to do this very small although annoying task will ruin us and – 
my brain, slamming pots and pans together: WE ARE NOT GONNA DO IT

Me, at the all purpose antagonist counter: Hey, so I need a typical minor villain to be my antagonist’s minion. Gruff, middle aged, cruel, ugly, probably smelly too. Just get me whatever villain-coded extra you’ve got a lot of.
The shop owner, immediately shoving a character at me: Here’s your order of one young, beautiful, tortured soul in desperate need of love and a solid redemption arch, complete with puppy-dog eyes and nice hair. No refunds, no returns. Have fun.

I absolutely love your headcannons, so could you possibly do some of the RFA members ( + V and saeran) on how they would kiss the s/o’s neck? ( I love you ♡♡♡)

guacameowle:

Thanks, bird! I appreciate the kind words! xx

Meowle MysMe Headcanons

Jumin

  • He’d always have at least one hand touching your neck somehow – holding the back of it, fingers trailing down the side to watch as gooseflesh prickled, thumb angling your head just so to give him the space he wanted.
  • He’d breathe along your skin first, letting his lips ghost across your neck so teasingly without actually kissing you.
  • The first kiss would be right over your pulse where he’d linger to feel your heartbeat increase against his lips.
  • You’d be able to feel him smile against your neck – he was so smug he had such a reaction from you when he hardly even kissed you yet.
  • He’d use teeth more than tongue – nip along your jaw, small pinches down your neck before soothing with a quick swipe of his tongue.
  • The pressure & intensity of his kisses would increase until his open lips were falling on your skin.
  • When he was through with teasing his kisses would be bruising, punishing, & hungry – he takes pride in the blemishes he leaves on your skin, offering each of them a lick & kiss once he’s finished making them.
  • He’d leave numerous love bites along the column of your neck, having no shame that some were high enough you couldn’t cover with the collar of your shirts.

Saeyoung

  • Going to hold your head in place so he can have access to the full column of your throat. 
  • It may start off with just a soft press of his lips, but he’s quick to get teeth and tongue involved. 
  • He deliberately breathes across your neck & smiles when he notices you shiver or when goosebumps prickle across your skin. 
  • There’s a method to kissing, he follows a patten when working his way down your neck, starting just below your ear and tracing his way down the path of your jugular to your collar bone to leave a bite. He repeats this along the other side as well.
  • It’s slow & teasing, he wants you to anticipate his next move & be impatient for it.
  • Likes when you moan & he can feel it vibrate through his lips.
  • Presses his fingers to your pulse to feel it race. Knows which actions of his will increase & decrease your heart rate.
  • Enjoys marking. Will leave a blemish & sit back for a moment to watch it come to full bloom.
  • Will run his nose along your neck to breath in your scent as he’s kissing you.
  • Has days where he is content to just bury his face in your neck & leave little pecks here & there as he relaxes.

Zen

  • Most of the time you never expect when he’s actually going to kiss your neck. It’s often a surprise – randomly when he walks by & sweeps your hair back to give one or two kisses, when he leaves in the morning if you’re still asleep, while he’s just sitting next to you & leans over to drop a kiss before going back to whatever he was previously doing.
  • Usually starts off with taking your breath away with a full-on kiss then peppering kisses in a trail across your cheek, down your jaw & lower onto your neck.
  • Licks at all of his favorite spots – the hollow of your throat, just below your ears, along your pulse point, where you neck/shoulder meet.
  • Doesn’t stay in one place for too long, paying homage to multiple areas.
  • Breathes against you heavily to feel you shiver.
  • Will moan against your neck as he kisses you.
  • Not so heavy on the use of his teeth, but when he settles in his kisses along your neck are desperate & hot as if he can’t get enough of the way you taste.
  • Leaves a love bite then pulls back to admire his handiwork before diving for the next spot to leave more.
  • He’s more into kissing your neck than you may be into him kissing your neck if that’s even possible.

Yoosung

  • Starts off under the guise of nuzzling into your neck & breathing against you, holding you close & cuddling.
  • He’ll gently press his lips against you or open & close them to see if you react positively.
  • He’s just so eager & once you don’t stop him he dives in – he’s everywhere!
  • His kisses are wet, noisy, & numerous.  
  • He’s all tongue & delicious suction that leaves you squirming for more.
  • He moans & whimpers while kissing along your neck.
  • When he hones in on one spot, he sucks hard & holds you closer to him as if he’s literally trying to drink you in.
  • Will lick up the full column of your neck numerous times as if you’re his favorite delicious treat.
  • He switches up his types of kisses often – short fast pecks, lingering innocent pecks, long open-mouthed suction, teasing licks & nips.
  • Loves seeing the bloom of love bites along your skin so much that he’ll be tugging on the hem of your clothing to try to move & kiss lower.
  • Gets so into kissing your neck, he’s panting just as much as you are.
  • He makes cute slurping & sucking noises when he moves from one spot to the other.
  • His lips will be slick & swollen when he’s through.

Jaehee

  • Slow & sensual is her game.
  • Her fingertips will tease & brush across the nape of your neck or brush your hair behind your ears.
  • Has you tilt your head back for her as she deposits soft plush kisses along one side of your neck.
  • She’ll whisper in your ear after every series of kisses.
  • Takes special care to pay attention the areas she knows makes you shiver & writhe the most.
  • She’s very good at dropping a kiss & dragging her lips across your skin to the next area she’ll pay attention to – her lips hardly ever pull away entirely from your skin once she gets started & in a groove.
  • Will hum against you in approval of your reactions to her ministrations or in appreciation or how you taste.
  • Uses her tongue to create little swirls & patterns along your skin.
  • Loves to lightly drag her teeth down the column of your throat before nipping.
  • The love bites she leaves are more discreet & small, but numerous & trickle down to your collar bones.
  • She’ll tease you, kissing up your neck, dropping a peck onto your lips & when you’re expecting more she’ll drop back down to your neck instead of kissing you properly.