Character: so what’s our next move?
Me, the writer, six coffees deep into an existential crisis: I don’t know, what is your next fucking move?
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someone: why do you read so much soulmate shit it’s cheesy
me internally: uhh probably because i’m obsessed with the idea of unconditional love and someone who won’t abandon me. the idea that i am destined for love and therefore inherently lovable means more to me than i can express with words, and compounded with the idea of someone who will love me forever, the concept of soulmates truly appeal to the (large) part of me that makes me feel that i’m going to die alone
me aloud: i just think it’s neat
a6:
lawful good: sleeping with fan off and blanket off when its hot
chaotic evil: sleeping with fan on and blanket on when its hot
Fanfiction: *gives me feelings*
Me: THIS IS RUDE, RUDE AND UNCALLED FOR. HOW DARE YOU?
The next fanfiction: *appears*
Me: *clicks on the damn thing because I gotta*
So The Shape of Wter is rated R apparently for sexual content and violence and I’m just…… so blessed. This main chick is gon get some FISH DICK and ppl are gonna be RIPPED APART
Mcgonagall: nothing, I repeat, nothing gives a student the right to walk about the school at night
Dumbledore: here’s an invisibility cloak so u can walk about the school at night lol
shoutout to my favorite coping mechanism, isolation
me reading any of my own writing: what the fuck are you talking about
Hufflepuff: Have you ever read something so explicit that you feel the need to go to church and stay there for a year?
Slytherin: Send it to me.
persephone's corner 