you can tell jon doesn’t love d@enerys because he didn’t go down on her and that boy fucking loves giving oral
Tag: text
Stark children: We miss dad. dad was the best. he said the coolest things. love and miss him forever. look at the statue we made for him. so missed
Catelyn Tully: *shocked and offended*What she texts: I’m finw
What she means: I’m fine
how to distract yourself from the jonerys scene:
– stare at kit harington’s perfect ass
I wanna thank not only god but also jesus for kit harington’s perfect specimen of a butt
we’re all talking about how sansa’s “how do you answer these charges………lord baelish” was savage af but listen the real savagery was when littlefinger went “lady sansa forgive me…i’m a bit confused” and she snapbacked with “which charges confuse you” like what an icon
IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER, YOU GOTTA drastically lower your standards
ancient greek word of the day: συναστρέω (sunastreō), to be born under the same star
Me: dangling hand off bed
Demon: *grabs it*
Me: what are we
literally one of my favorite romance tropes of all time is character a is a really notorious gang leader/well known feared ruler of some kind etc and no one dares cross them or talk back to them etc because they won’t make it out alive but character b can literally get away with saying whatever they want and everyone knows it’s because they have character a wrapped around their finger and character a is gentle with character b and everyone wouldn’t dare laying a finger on character b because then character a would literally chop their head off
persephone's corner 