Tag: so true
Ugly Privilege is being the ‘relationship expert’ when your friends are going through relationship issues and you got no experience with romantic relationships
judging by fan fictions, the only jobs in the world are being a teacher, lawyer, waiter, or working at a coffee shop
and man do the people with those jobs have a lot of sex
“But why do you ship a hero with the villain??! Its so problema-“
“For the angst Karen. I need some drama before they fuck. It aint that deep.“
Someone: it’s too hot
Me, internally: everyone has forgotten, but I haven’t. I haven’t forgotten uptown funk. I can’t hear those words without getting an unexplainable urge to say ‘hot damn.’ Maybe nobody forgot. Maybe we all think this. I feel like we need to talk about the influence this song had on all of us.
persephone's corner 