Tag: screeching

wolfstarforever:

saintcranky:

shannonride223:

generallkenobi:

chancethereaper:

accioharo:

lesbianshepard:

A giant, black, sarcophagus has been found in Alexandria and I could not be more excited about it. 

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If we do open it we could find

  • The tomb of Alexander the Great (Coolest possible answer. Probably the coolest thing we’ve found in my lifetime unless aliens decide to show up.)
  • Rando important Egyptian Pharaoh ( Also cool answer. Definitely an awesome find.)
  • An ancient and unspeakable evil (We haven’t had a good ol’ doomsday level curse in a good long while. Definitely overdue for this one)

It’s a win/win/win scenario. 

I’m Mike Drucker in this situation

This is so goth

THEY’RE GONNA OPEN IT

UPDATE: THEY OPENED IT!

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/988872/egypt-tomb-sarcophagus-Alexander-the-Great-Giza-Plateau/amp

#excited about the possibility of Alexander the Great#sad about the fact it’s not an ancient world-ending curse

same

We don’t know if it’s a curse. Sometimes those take time

brooke-davis:

You deserve someone worthy of you and that isn’t me. That’s not what I’ve been saying. I know, that’s what I’m saying. You deserve someone better because you are selfless to a nauseating degree. You always put your daughter first even though the ungrateful urchin does nothing to contribute to the rent. So you deserve someone worthy of that grace. Someone that knows every crime scene breaks your heart even though you’d never admit it. Someone who actually appreciated your impossibly boring middle name.. ‘Jane’.