klarolineforevermine:

list of extra afthings that Klaus has done for Caroline in the name of last love: 

  • leave an infinity diamond bracelet on her bedside table as a birthday present and discreetly watch her reaction while opening it by standing outside her window
  • invite her to his mother’s ball as his date for the evening and gift her a stunning ballgown to wear to the event
  • lead her away from the dance floor to show her his art and offer to take her anywhere she wants to go: Rome, Paris, Tokyo?
  • threaten to rip out his cheeky little brother’s liver for noticing how attractive Caroline is
  • almost get hit by a car while running after her to try and convince her to give him a chance and get to know him
  • draw numerous sketches of her,  burn them later on to try and get her out of his mind, and then start drawing her again because he’s in too deep
  • hold her close while dancing with her in front of her current bf and tell her that perhaps she’ll be ready in a year or even a century let him show her what the world has to offer
  • sucker a deal out of her to give her one of his precious hybrids in exchange to be her escort and date at the Miss Mystic Falls Pageant, where he can spend time with her in public and in front of everyone
  • somehow get the original copy of her old Miss Mystic Falls application and keep it in his coat pocket so that he could tease her about it later
  • spend the entire night digging 12 graves for the witches she accidentally killed even though he was really mad at her 
  • gift her a gown fit for a queen and allow her bf to come back into town just so she could have the prom night she always dreamed of
  • leave her a voicemail while standing in the middle of one of his favorite cities, and talk about how much he’d love to show it to her one day
  • attend her graduation and vow to be her last love, however long it takes 
  • give her the most sensuous experience of her life for several hours straight in the great outdoors (finally making her dreams of hot hybrid lovin’ come true) 
  • promise to keep her current bf safe at the cost of his own safety because he couldn’t bare the thought of her in pain
  • send her a check for $3 million dollars to fund her school of witchcraft and werewolfry along with a gushy letter reminding her of his eternal promise to her

meanie-face:

Don’t date Nice Guys. Date Evil Guys. Date guys who revel in the darkness of the night. Date guys who are monsters and loving it. Date guys who wear their villainy like it’s a fashion statement. Date guys who treat you like a gentleman but are merciless towards enemies. Date guys who come to the party with a melodramatic and terrifying entrance. Date guys who use smoke and mirrors and candlelight to ensnare their victims. Date guys with diabolical master plans about world domination.