i can’t believe the new official Harry Potter canon is “Voldemort’s pet snake Nagini was secretly an Asian woman all along.“
Tag: potterverse
Nagini
#I’m screaming
A man such as myself?
Why is Michael Langdon how I feel a young Lucius Malfoy would look?
i wonder what’s happening right now over at hogwarts
probably education since harry doesn’t go there anymore
Wanna bet
Next generation, chanting DO IT:
Teddy Lupin with metamorphosed bird wings for arms, standing in the astronomy tower: IM GONNA DO IT
McGonnagal: WHAT THE FUCK
Headcanon accepted
This is the only thing that has ever mattered in my life everyone go home this is the best post on this fucking site
I still say the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter was that there wasn’t a scene where Hermione found 16 year old Harry in a shopping cart on top of the Astronomy Tower while 16 year old Ron stood by with Colin’s camera because if the prophecy says that he has to die via Voldemort then that means nothing else can kill him ergo there’s no way this could possibly go wrong…
Harry:
Hermione:
1. Hermione does not need the extra stress, she’s already a frazzled mess from her academics, poor kid.
2. Suddenly I realize how very much JKR (and, admittedly, a lot of the rest of us) have forgotten about being teenagers.
But, we all know Slytherins get involved too. Mainly because Draco has the mindset of “anything potter can do, I can do better!”
(he can’t)But, I’ll it would take is for Harry to say is “scared Malfoy?”
and there Draco is in a shopping cart next to Potter ready to race down the astronomy tower
“DRACO EVEN IF HARRY IS RIGHT IN HIS ABSOLUTELY DAFT INTERPRETATION OF PROPHECY, THE PROPHECY DOESN’T COVER YOU”
“LEAVE IT, Granger, I’m DOING this”
“HE’S DOING THIS HERMIONE”
Y E S
THESE ARE THE QUALITY ADDITIONS I WANT ON MY POSTS!
SLYTHERIN TRIO • DRACO, BLAISE & THEO
“Brave, yes, but not stupid. For instance, when given the choice, we will always choose to save our own necks.”
gryffindor + typography. their daring, nerve, and chivalry, set Gryffindors apart.
actualhomosexualalbusdumbledore:
severus in the slytherin common room after calling an assembly: ok level with me, which one of you fucks opened the chamber of secrets? i promise i won’t get mad.
*Slytherins remain silent*
Severus Snape + walking away







