It’s been a long time since I lost my shit over the Simpsons, but can we talk about how much I screamed over Guillermo del Toro’s opening for this year’s Treehouse of Horror?
PHANTOM OF THE PARADISE.
Oh my goodness. This is beautiful.
Does this mean that Guillermo del Toro wants to make a Phantom of the Opera film? Because that would be beyond excellent. No, really. Please?
And can we talk about how that’s the original Gaston Leroux Phantom on the far right in the top photo?
I have just officially lost my shit!
Tag: poto
People be saying that Christine was stupid to go with Erik when he appeared in her mirror because of the whole stranger danger crap, but it Gerard Butler or Ramin Karimloo appeared in my mirror dressed in 19th century clothing I would follow then too tbh
Masquerade! Paper faces on parade
Masquerade! Hide your face so the world will never find you
Masquerade! Every face a different shade
Masquerade! Look around, there’s another mask behind you.
Me, alone in my bedroom: yOuR hAnD aT tHe LeVeL oF yOuR eYeS – at the level of your eyes – at tHE LEVEL OF YOUR – track down this murderer he must be found – track down this murderer he MUST BE FOUND – HUNT OUT THIS ANIMAL WHO RUNS TO GROUND – TOO LONG HE’S PREYED ON US! BUT NOW WE KNOW THE PHANTOM OF THE – PHANTOM OF THE – phantom of tHE OP-ER-A IS HERE, DEEEP DOOOWN -(he’s here, the phantom of the opera!)HE’S HERE, THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERAAA (dun-dun-dun-dun-dun) have you GORGED yourself at LAST in your LUST for BLOOOD? (DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN) AM I NOW TO BE PREEEY…TO YOUR LUST FOR FLEEESH?! that fate which condemns me…to wallow in blood…has also denied me…the joooys of the flesh……dIS FACE, THE INFECTION WHICH POISONS OOOUR LOOOVE (*gross sobbing*)
#phantomoftheswag
Erik is to his Mask as Others are to their Glasses
- Sometimes he freaks out because he can’t find it, only to realize it’s on his face.
- He’s so used to wearing it that he doesn’t realize its still on when he bathes until a river of water is falling in front of his eyes.
- He wakes up in the morning confused because what he can see from his periphery without obstruction what is this madness.
- He goes to adjust it constantly only to realize he isn’t wearing it.
- He has a case for it, but what’s the point of a bulky case when you have a perfectly good bedside table?
- When in a pinch, he cleans it with his shirt.
- God forbid it breaks because “sweet Jesus there goes my one constant, comforting necessity how will I ever live through the two days it takes to get another one”
The Phantom’s Rose™
Madame Valerius: You know, you’re never going to get a husband by being sarcastic.
Christine Daaè: Alright, no husband.
Music, you have come here for one purpose, and one alone… Since the moment I first heard you sing I have needed you with me to serve me, to sing for my music… My music.
The Phantom of the Opera (2004) dir. Joel Schumacher
i pull up at the gas station. the bass is thumping in my car. people stare. they think i’m listening to something hardcore. i open my door.
it’s the phantom of the opera soundtrack