The Phantom of the Opera where everything is the same except Erik’s deformity keeps changing from the left to the right side of his face like Igor’s hump from “Young Frankenstein”, and the Persian confusely and constantly asking him, “Didn’t you, didn’t you use to have that on the other side?”

miss-azura:

hpphans:

THIS IS AN ACTUAL HOTEL THAT ACTUALLY EXISTS.

It features:

  • Three full rooms including a lake, a beautiful bedroom, and a 100 square foot Theater Room all decked out in gold curtains.
  • Christine’s dressing room vanity with full length mirror (the one through which the Angel of Music sings to her). 
  • Other special features that will be better experienced than talked about here. The Phantom”s Lair will be most appreciated by those who are familiar with and enjoy the Phantom of the Opera. 
  • 10 foot ceilings 
  • A King-sized bed with luxurious pillow top mattress 
  • Imported hand-carved furniture 
  • Air-jetted bathtub featuring chroma light therapy and optional aroma therapy  
  • Large tiled shower                                                  
  • INTERNET
  • A delicious breakfast 

YOU CAN GO DOWN STAIRS THAT LEAD TO THE LAIR

GET IN LOSERS

WE’RE GOING TO THE LIONS GATE MANOR

*SCREAMS* OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OHMYGOOOOOOOOOD

The signs as different Phantoms of the Opera.

korealchemist:

Aries: 2004 Gerard Butler’s Phantom
Taurus: 1962 Herbert Lom’s Phantom
Gemini: 1974 Jack Cassidy’s Phantom
Cancer: 1998 Julian Sands’ Phantom
Leo: 1911 Gaston Leroux’s Phantom
Virgo: 1990 Charles Dance’s Phantom
Libra: 1986 Michael Crawford’ s Phantom
Scorpio: 1989 Robert Englund’s Phantom
Sagittarius: 1925 Lon Chaney’s Phantom
Capricorn: 1983 Maximillian Schell’s Phantom
Aquarius: 1974 William Finley’s Phantom
Pisces: 1943 Claude Rains’ Phantom