ye olde text post meme + Lucifer Morningstar

Do girls actually enjoy being fingered or is that a myth?

theescortbunny:

flashytitle:

mastersubverter:

Depends if you know the difference between summoning a genie and stuffing a chicken.

Greatest analogy ever

I CAN’T BREATHE

Dead. I died. I am dead.

miloventimglia:

January 21st 2017 – Women’s March Around the World + Signs

mysticalstrawberrycollective:

I love those OTPS that are like

@moonstoneandjasmine they’re basically Klaus and Liz 😂

niklausxcaroline:

How wonderful; how strange.
To be loved by something that hates all else.

WHO KNEW HADES HAD A HEART? // d.s.

msleilei:

This is based on the very first incoming call possible in the game!

Day 1 after the 12:03 AM chat (so you must start a new story at 12 AM or so)

I couldn’t believe Seven did that!! //////

chainsaw-assassin:

Aelin Ashryver Galathynius

“She was fire, and light, and ash, and embers. She was Aelin Fireheart, and she bowed for no one and nothing, save the crown that was hers by blood and survival and triumph.”

talvashoth:

yes i am 707 trash bye.