A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they’re all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc.
I would watch the crap outta this like wow
Envy: “Glut, back off the guy, okay?”
Gluttony: “I’m just saying he could stand to gain a few pounds! I made spaghetti!”
Sloth: “After we eat, it’s gonna be time for a nice nap. We’ve earned it!”
Pride: “Damn right we did!”
Just imagine the Catholic Church making a statement regarding this new tv show.
Wrath does nothing but encourage him to punch assholes.
“You deserve better! That was YOUR parking space!”
“He’s like three hundred pounds of muscle, Wrath.”
“And you are 165 pounds of RAGE!”
Wrath’s advice isn’t great, but he means well.
Greed spends his days trying to help him manage his budget and put money on the side
“Bro check this out i’ve got the sickest retirement plan, technically it’s tax evasion i guess but fuck those guys, right?”
the tears I might have shed for your dark fate……….grow coooooooooooold
and turn to tears of h A T E
Christine forgive me please forgive me I did- farewell- it all
for you and aaaallllll for nothing!!!! –llen idol and false friend- too late for turning
back too late for prayers and useless pity!
saaay you- all hope of cri- love him-
es for
help- and my liiiiiife is ooo- no point in fiiiiiGHTING
for either you choose he- you-
has to- cannot wiiiiiin
so do you end your days with me or do you send him to his GRAVE- why make her lie to you to saaaaaaaaave
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Paaaaa- aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa- st the point of nooo- of mussssic-
return- pity’s sake- whoooo- Christine say no- deserves this- don’t throw your
life away!!!– his life is now the prize which you must earn…
I fought so hard to
free you……
you’ve- aaaaaaaaaaaan- passed the point- gel of- of noooo- muuuuuusic-
return- you deceived me….
I gave you my mind blindly
Aquarius: So oxygen went on a date with potassium… it went OK.
Libra: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium… OMG.
Aquarius: Actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO.
Gemini: I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins.
Libra: Looks like someone’s a HO.
Gemini: NaBrO.
Leo: I’m done with all of you!
Okay so if you’re anything like me you see those lists of au ideas floating around and you like them but when it comes time to write something and you need an idea you have no idea what you tagged them as or if they’re buried somewhere in your likes so….have a list of some of the ones I’ve come across!
This is updated with new lists and fixed links fairly frequently so check back here if you’d like more!
also: there are a few lists that people have requested that i have not been able to find so if you know of one/write one, please send it to me. my messages/ask/submit are all open. WANTED: expectant parents/parents with newborns aus, historical aus
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