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How Animals Eat Their Food
this video is fuckin ancient and i honestly forgot how funny it was
I always forget how funny this is until I watch it again and die laughing!
Oh gosh, I forgot this was a thing!
His boyfriend is just trying to eat his food calmly. He’s hoping they don’t have to go through more boxes. The table was already broken.
Tag: oh my godddd
When I was little, I didn’t know that ‘cursing’ and ‘cussing’ we’re the same thing, so whenever a book said someone was cursing, I just thought they were yelling “curse you!” at everyone
All I can think of reading this is-
“They say a witch cursed this house long ago”
*cut to 100 years ago*
“Fuck this house!”
joke: “frankenstein wasn’t the name of the monster; it was the name of the doctor”
woke: “knowledge is knowing that frankenstein wasn’t the monster; wisdom is knowing that frankenstein was the monster”
WIRED: “the monster refers to itself as frankenstein’s ‘son’, and it would have of course inherited his last name. In This Essay I Will Explore”
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Stranger Quotes – 4/? – Steve’s Internal Monologue While Fighting the Demogorgons
Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.
And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser
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