oh my goddd – persephone's corner

theworstmelodies:

sapphics:

she’s gonna get flagged

who

the nipple reading this

postmarxed:

What’s this new top posts feature I’m hearing about?

More bottom erasure from @staff

writing-prompt-s:

Your mom admits to you that you have some… supernatural blood running through your veins. But she doesn’t remember what kind, cause she was kinda a hoe.

The Mama Mia! reboot I’d love to see…

arandomthot:

I’d trust Sharpay with my career

equalistmako:

now that his identity’s been confirmed, i can’t stop thinking about Nathalie overhearing all of Hawkmoth’s LOUD ASS monologues..

growlandpounce:

jhinderer28:

deaf-fellas-partner:

wolfpratt:

hawkeseyes:

kylierosalina-10nnyson:

thedoormann:

strideofpride:

advmscott:

treecool:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

novacorps:

kathrinbishop:

[chris traeger voice] literally

[jean-ralphio voice] the wo~orst

[tom haverford voice] Nooo

[ben wyatt voice] bobby newport

[ron swanson voice] son.

[leslie knope voice] ann you beautiful tropical fish

[everyone collectively] JERRY

[jerry sputtering]

[april ludgate voice] Ew.

[andy dwyer voice] Macklin, you son of a bitch.

[councilman jeremy jamm voice] you just got JAMMED

I can read each of these in their voices and it’s glorious

[tammy 2’s voice] oh hello Ron

terato-imagines:

So The Shape of Wter is rated R apparently for sexual content and violence and I’m just…… so blessed. This main chick is gon get some FISH DICK and ppl are gonna be RIPPED APART

ayellowbirds:

danielkanhai:

it would suck being a new immortal. like it’d be 2109 and people would go, “what was it like seeing ancient civilizations rise and fall like that? seeing the pyramids being built? watching the expansion and growth of the new world?” and i’d just be like, “no…no i was born in 1991. so like, wow i’m gonna see some cool stuff, but, i mean i’m not that much older than just a really, really old person, you know? phones were big back then. so big. but only for like ten years, then they got like, as good as they are now. uh. rhinos existed. don’t think i ever saw one in person. cool, good talk.”

even worse, imagine being an immortal who keeps missing stuff. “What was it like seeing the pyramids being built?”
“Fuck if I know, I was in Madagascar.”
“Oh, okay. Well, how was the Renaissance?”
“I fell down a hole in Scotland and people thought I was an enchanted well for four hundred years, it was over by the time I convinced someone to get me out.”