That headline was a wild adventure from start to finish.
the bad sex awards are my favourite literary prize tho
i dont want to live anymore
Her pussy tasted like anchovies and her butthole smelled like tobacco. This is what straight men think is sexy and erotic.
If this man is married I feel so so SO sorry for his wife…
I had to put down my phone and walk around the room to calm down.
If I had to see this Monstrous Crime then you all have to suffer with me
LMAO
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IF I HAVE TO SEEE THIS HORROR SO DO YOU.
DON’T NOBODY EVER COMPLAIN ABOUT MY SMUT AGAIN.
*covers eyes* Jesus titty fucking Christ.
WHAT THE FUCKING POTATOES.
I’m sorry I have to expose you to this, peeps, but I am so freaking angry. I officially never want to hear shit about romance novels because of the sex EVER again. The next person to say a word about it is going to get a print out of this scene set on fire and stuffed up their “vineyard”.
i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars
pro tip “he freed his erection” is the most useful phrase in any smut writer’s arsenal because it means never having to figure out a dude’s pants situation. how did he do it? were there zippers? buttons? some kind of bizarre lacing situation? maybe he cut off his pants with scissors. maybe it was a wizard. maybe it busted out like the hulk busts out of his shirts. no one knows. no one cares. his dick is out now and that is all that matters. thank you helpful dick wizard.
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