I used to be a reporter. I was pretty successful, as well, you know? My job, it required you to, you know, to follow people that did not want to be followed and hide in plain sight. I mean, you have to know how to disappear. I was pretty good, but you, whoever you are, you suck.

andthwip:

Can we get something to eat now?

scottlangs:

VENOM
2018 – dir. Ruben Fleischer

drisrt:

Entity interrupts local man’s every move by being problematically clingy, the movie

nattromanoff:

And the eternal myth.

My most sincere, Thank you very much!

asciencegay:

buckysoldatbarnes:

marvel studios: and then, chris evans IMPROVISED the line “I am steve rogers !” He talked to groot! ha ha pretty wild and silly huh : )

venom production team: yeah tom hardy just fucking climbed in the tank and ate a live lobster do we look like we know how to manage him

this has that same energy about that one post about cat owners vs dog owners

marvel studios: this is chris evans, hes a award winning talented actor, hes so talented and has been in all these movies, hes half dentist

venom production team: this is tom hardy and hes a bastard

spidermanv:

Tom Hardy as Eddie Brock in Venom (2018) – trailer

esmysqualor:

_{Pile of bodies… pile of heads.}

powerfulpomegranate:

Me: Wow tom hardy’s eddie brock is so relateable

Critics: wHAT DO YOU MEAN he’s a hungry, stressed, bisexual, monster-fucking, unemployed, auditory-overstimulated, disillusioned, anti-capitalist in a shitty apartment with a drinking problem!!!

Me: yeah

Venom (2018), trailer vs. the actual movie

fantasticbeastsandheretofindthem:

(Venom 2018, the trailer)

*creepy orchestra music* *people screaming*

Venom, growling: The way I see it, Eddie… *slams Eddie into a wall* …We… *Eddie screams, eyes turn completely black* …Can do… *Unhinges his jaw and bites off someone’s head* …Whatever we want

*bone-crushing noises* *more screaming*

Some grim and serious trailer voice: We all have our own… *dramatic pause* …Demons

(Venom 2018, the movie)

Venom, yelling at Eddie from a broken bathroom mirror: Dumb little bitch, I’ve reminded you to get tater tots on our way home 15 fucking times and you still forgot? Piece of shit. Useless scum of the Earth

Eddie:

Eddie: Parasite

Venom, voice breaking: You take that back. You take that back Right Now