Me watching my favorite character: OH MY GOD LOOK AT THEM! THEY ARE SO PERFECT, SO GOOD, A CINNAMON BUN TOO PURE FOR THIS WORLD!
Favorite Character: *kills 10 people*
Favorite Character: *robs a bank*
Favorite Character: *cheats the innocent*
Me: *looks around nervously and whispers* Too Pure
Tag: lol
me: *displays affection by giving you links to posts i think are relevant to your interests*
when you go back to daydreaming after having been interrupted and your brain does a previously on of your fantasy
when u send ur best friend terrible things from the internet
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When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I bought all the stuff I wanted as a child and spend most of my time playing video games.
i just choked
me: how am i single
me: *emotionally detached, picky af, doesn’t go out at all, has disgusting habits, too shy to talk to anyone they find cute, etc.*
me: how am i single
ryan reynolds gets roasted by his twin brother.
everybody has that one kink that they will never ever admit to liking and will secretly read every fic ever written about it but will vehemently deny it if you ever mention it
#keep your friends close and your secret and socially unaccepted kinks closer
Life is so much more fun when your best friends know about your weird interests and kinkenable you, dammit!
Seriously, find a trash buddy, it will change your life.
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