Date a girl that

betterdateagirlsuggestions:

is willing to:

Open up her mind

Let her fantasies unwind

In this darkness which she knows she cannot fight.The darkness of the music of the night.

note taken

worldofsarahjmaas:

Today’s light in the darkness: only 4 days until ACOWAR!

Don’t miss your last chance to preorder!

moonstoneandjasmine:

kinesisboomer:

kinesisboomer:

When that friend is a wild card with headcanons and you don’t know if they’re about to share angst or fluff

@his-beloved-mrs-mikaelson

corpidicarta:

“How do you celebrate this and that in Italy?”

we eat
whatever it is that we’re celebrating I assure you
WE EAT

apaethy:

Questions ITALIANS have for AMERICANS

beigetype:

vibrators are WRONG and unnatural the bible said adam and eve not florence and the machine

klaussgifs:

#so sick of your Freudian bullshit

imaginehanniballecter:

not to sound like jane austen or anything but if ur fic is labelled slow burn those two fucks better not even touch pinkies until like chapter 57 by the time they are even in a room alone together i want to be half dead of blueballs and i want their heated gazes to revive me im js