Why is Australia in Eurovision?
they invited them for the 60th anniversary two years ago and couldn’t bring it over them to throw them out again
So basically Australia is that one party guest that never leaves.
Tag: lol
I’d like to ride with Lucifer.
francesco gabbani: NAMASTE!
the whole audience: ALE!
Terry after meeting his childhood favorite author.
Me, at the all purpose antagonist counter: Hey, so I need a typical minor villain to be my antagonist’s minion. Gruff, middle aged, cruel, ugly, probably smelly too. Just get me whatever villain-coded extra you’ve got a lot of.
The shop owner, immediately shoving a character at me: Here’s your order of one young, beautiful, tortured soul in desperate need of love and a solid redemption arch, complete with puppy-dog eyes and nice hair. No refunds, no returns. Have fun.
And you two have been married for…
Two Illyrian males making me sweat in one morning. What’s a female to do?
Brotp: Vlaus or Klancent or Klincent?
Mulan (1998)