Hades : [blushes and slams hand on the table] That’s fucking it, I’m kidnapping her
Thanatos : Or you can man up and ask her out
Hades : K-kidnapping..is easier
Ser Davos Seaworth: [about Stannis] HOW DARE YOU DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU’RE TALKING TO THIS IS STANNIS OF THE HOUSE BARATHEON KING OF THE ANDALS AND THE FIRST MEN LORD OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS AND PROTECTOR OF THE REALM WASH YOUR MOUTH BEFORE SPEAKING TO HIM I WILL FIGHT YOU
Ser Davos Seaworth: [about Jon Snow] … dis jonny. he cool
Umbridge: Mr. Potter, do you expect to be attacked in my class?
Harry: Yes.
Umbridge: What?
Harry: Well, I mean, I’m running four for four.
Umbridge: Mr. Potter-
Harry: Quirrel tried to choke me out.
Umbridge: Mr. Potter-
Harry: And Lockhart tried to wipe my memory.
Umbridge: Mr. Potter-
Harry: Of course, Professor Lupin didn’t mean it. He just forgot his potion, but still, totally went werewolf on me.
Umbridge: MR. POTTER-
Harry: And then Moody turned out to be an escaped Death Eater in disguise.
Umbridge: POTTER!
Harry: So, yeah, I figure it’s 100% you’ll attack me in June, 50/50 you’ll try to kill me, with a 25% chance of an Unforgivable curse.
Harry: (Turns to Hermione)
Harry: Did I get the math right?
Hermione: Yes.
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