chris evans is so fucking confusing because you see him and you’re like wow i wanna ride your dick across the pacific ocean and then he opens his mouth and says some adorable nerdy shit or giggles like a school girl and you wanna bake him cookies and watch aladdin with him
Tag: lol
have you ever tried to write a diary it’s freakin hard and all the movies lied ok
would date themselves if they could
taurus, leo, virgo, scorpio, capricorn, aquarius
drogon: *ferociously lands*
drogon: *terrifying scream*
drogon: *has teeth the size of bananas*
jon snow: *squints eyes* im gonna pet it.
everyone else always seems to fucking get cool shit and i always get like “gel manipulation” and “using dust along w/ your fighting style”
Flesh transfusion and formless mind lol @mitchimightbe whatchu get?
Ultraviolet vision & Temporal guardianship. I might draw this omg
@enalizarine please click on this link too
death empowerment and humility empowerment. how are these even related
person: how are you
me: *checks my mood ring* im normal & nervous
Klaus: When I was born, the gods said, “Too pure, much perfection.”
Caroline: Wrong.
Caroline: When you were born the devil said, “Oh, competition.”
me: wow. this is… the worst thing i have ever seen in my entire life
me: *immediately sends it to all of my friends*
Dreaming in Silver and Gold
kc + modern hades/persephone au
tell me that you chose me. that you love me. that you crave the dark. (happy belated birthday, @persephonesdarkness!)