When my aunt was in her late 20s people used to rudely ask her “Why aren’t you married yet?” and she’d reply “Just lucky, I guess” which I think is one of the best things I have ever heard
Tag: lol
some WASPy ‘wellness blogger’: CARBS ARE EVIL! Be healthy, cut bread out of your diet
me, an italian person, eats pasta five times a week and bread with every meal: can’t relate!
The Starks, at everyone: If you like pineapple slices on pizza, I hope you like pineapple slices on your children’s graves because you’re weak, your bloodline is weak, and you will not survive the winter.
why have we stopped wearing cloaks and capes. this is ridiculous. the human race is a failure
friend: i’ll always listen if you ever want to talk about your problems, no matter what
me, securing a brand new set of locks to the entrance door of my Isolation Tower: thats so nice of you
80s music brings me back to good times like when i wasnt alive
Why are you winking, Steve? Stop.
murderer: (via text) im going to kill you
me: (a week later) omg im so sorry… i saw this when i was in the middle of doing something else and then just completely forgot about it
The most magical Italian word that Italians miss when they study a foreign language is “boh”. It’s not even a proper word but every single Italian says it to mean “I don’t know”.
non native english speaker culture is constantly switching between british and american spelling and writing words however you prefer without caring about consistency and you dont really always know which is which anyway
persephone's corner 