“NSFW below the cut”

me:

When I forget a line to a Disney song…

disneymydarling:

accurate

wlwroses:

prokopetz:

No, there is no FBI agent monitoring my online activity.

I’m Canadian. The American spy watching my every move is CIA, not FBI.

I’m Swedish, the Säpo guys are the ones watching me

I’m Italian, my grandma is watching me because she fears I’m not eating

tittiesmattel:

if you think i won’t go back and reblog the post from a blog i don’t follow just to get your unnecessary comment off a good post then you’ve got the wrong bitch

chloesdecker:

LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR + SINGING
“And he’s breaking into a song”

bonus:

lindaruggiero:

Tre Uomini e Una Gamba

the-girl-who-swaiting:

merryreynamas:

annabellioncourt:

So if the cold weather gets here because Persephone is going back to her husband does that mean that these random really warm days are ones where Hades fucks up and Persephone spends the night at her mother’s until he gets his act together?

Greek mythology

I fucking love this

cptainflint:

me: logs into gmail from a different computer

my phone, having a nervous breakdown: if you don’t confirm your identity in the next ten seconds i’m gonna shoot your whole family and then myself

cryptid-cuddles:

me @ the demons that stand at the end of my bed:

it’s a lot warmer under the covers if you wanna come cuddle

ghostcop:

yeah a boyfriend sounds nice but a supreme enemy you can make out with sometimes in secret sounds a lot more hardcore