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Love Love, Peace Peace – How to make a perfect Eurovision Song

“love love peace peace, and a burning fake piano!”

this is the funniest thing i’ve seen all week

“what is eurovision?”
/shows this video

@thefeatherofhope This is the best explanation of Eurovision you can get 😉 And all of those things die actually happen in real performances.

Absolutely – this is the culmination of over 60 years of Eurovision song contest in a few minutes of video – watch and learn, you non-European (and non-Australian) citizens! 🙂

the signs as types of beauty

starsuhline:

aries: complex. sneaks up on you. doesn’t affect you much at first, but over time can consume you and become all you can think about. 

taurus: warm. a reliable kind of beauty almost, in the sense that it will shine through the darkest of times. 

gemini: unconventional. catches you by surprise. almost always leaves a lasting impression.

cancer: dreamy. all hazy eyes and messy hair. beauty that inspires soft, slow songs. 

leo: dark. intimidating, dangerous, and slight scary but still lovely, leaves you wondering, “beauty or beast?”

virgo: quiet. dainty in the way of porcelain teacups and feathery eyelashes. can make your heart ache.

libra: lively. wild eyes and feet on the dashboard. the kind of beauty that evokes adventure and giggling like a child. 

scorpio: tantalizing. always seems to leave you wanting more, but that something is usually unobtainable. 

sagittarius: melancholic. something to write poetry about, beauty you can stare at for days and never grow tired of. 

capricorn: bold. hits you straight on, makes you mess up your words. free in the way that leaves you breathless. 

aquarius: mischievous. knows how to reel you in and keep you entranced. wild, and very hard to ignore. 

pisces: daring. raised eyebrows and smirks. beauty that seems to blur everything around it. 

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