dating me is 50% memes and terrible humor, 20% me being sarcastic and distant, and 30% me pathetically confessing how much i admire and love u
Tag: lol
you’ll never be as iconic as italians running in the streets and screaming GIVE US MONA LISA BACK after world cup’s win against france, pass it on
me: I want to be the one with the nature, I want it to consume me, I want flowers growing inside of me and winds running through my bones, I want sun to kiss my skin and rain to clean my thoughts. I want stars on my skin, I want to live surrounded by wild animals and nature. I want to be one with it.
also me: *sees a bug* wHAT THE FUCK
#My two moods
Lana Del Rey songs make me feel sad and nostalgic about things that haven’t happened to me
#all the coke i was not doing with bikers #all those men i have not called daddy (x)
woah, woah, woah, ladies! i’m a princess too
What kind of a princess are you?
Thanks, but no thanks
What she says: I wanna smooch the turtle.
What she means: I want to make sure those four brothers have such a comfortable life I want to tuck them in and make them warm meals and knit them sweaters and make sure they TALK TO AND SUPPORT EACHOTHER and grow stronger in their relationships to eachother as a family and as a team I want to make them feel safe and valued because they live such a hardened life that they didn’t choose and I want to do all in my power to make sure these four stay happy and understand that they are absolutely validated and loved.
She: THEN I’LL SMOOCH THE TURTLE.